please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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