So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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