He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
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