Theres a note on my antibiotics that says "Do not chew or crush. Swallow whole." I think that would be a good tattoo for just above my penis.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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