She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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