bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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