my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
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Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
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I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
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