Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
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if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
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We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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