idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
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