What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
the day after is always just damage control
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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