so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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