Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
this will be a night to untag.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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