So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
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