i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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