It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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