Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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