It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
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Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
It's official drugs can't kill me
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
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Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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