I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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