she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
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Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
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You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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