Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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