I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
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the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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