doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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