Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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