The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
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