and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
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You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
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You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
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