She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
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