"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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