I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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