i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
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i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
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I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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