Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Randomize
