You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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