Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
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