This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
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You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
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She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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