Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
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he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
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You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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