Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
we should paint friendship bongs
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