He disabled his match.com account in front of me
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
My life is pants optional.
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