Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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