my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
