Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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