i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I love having hate sex.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
sex in a hospital.. check
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
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