She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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