If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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