everyone is single if you try hard enough
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
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50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
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The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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