i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
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All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
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When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
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I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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