summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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