Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
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