swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
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I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
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I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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