the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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