I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
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i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
he fucked my hip out of place.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
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Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
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