And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
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Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
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Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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