Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
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We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
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I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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