what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.