Can Purell be used as lube?
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
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How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
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I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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