He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
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