what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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