i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
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Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
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Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
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